“Are you hurt, brother? Here, let me take up your burden. Also, your iPad.”

Well, this is an uncomfortable feeling. For the first time ever I’ve found myself agreeing with most of the people commenting on a YouTube video, the ones expressing sentiments like, “Scum cunts, I hope the cops batter? them,” and, “See the way the guy who takes the thing out? his bag walks off? That spells cunt. I hope someone smothers him with a pillow; would make the world a better place. Did I mention he’s a cunt?”

Although the guy who said, “13 years of wonderful multicultural socialism and it has created this filth, a selfish generation without a conscience. Only a welfare state? could produce these soulless shells,” might want to double check on what year it was that humans invented crime and violence. 1998 sounds a little off to me on that score.

I’m sensitive to the concept of the abuse of state power, especially since — true story — I got a written warning from the Watertown Police today for turning on a red arrow signal (allegedly), but every now and again I can understand how the frightened infant mentality that makes up the conservative brain fetus comes to life, especially when their fear eggs are freshly inseminated with hate sperm like this on a regular basis.

-LUKE O’NEIL
PutThatShitontheList.com
@LukeONeil47

Hat Tip: Brian H on Spacebook