Won’t you help put a T-shirt on this poor girl?

Like roughly 67% percent of people living within a six block radius of the Bedford stop, I’m willing to bet a pretty pile of shekels that a fair portion of this site’s readership went to art school. Obviously from the construction of that last sentence, so did I.

My point is, a lot of us have an impulse to express ourselves: some through painting, some through dancing, or maybe you just huff gasoline and put plastic toy soldiers in a hot frying pan like me. Watching them melt gives me a release that is so complete, I feel like I’m stealing fire from the gods.

Anyway, I said all that to say this: TV CARNAGE is having a contest for the design of our new shirt! That’s right, you could have your design plastered across the chests of pedophiles, stoners, weirdos and unemployed losers everywhere! So let’s put all those graphic design degrees and bottled angst to good use.

Email your submissions to info@tvcarnage.com in the form of a jpeg until September 1st. The winner will be announced the first week of September. We’ll also reward the two runners-up with some TVC goodies. So if you need a visual reference for what we’ve done in the past, look at it, spin it around in your brain and vomit it onto our doorstep.

-PINKY