October 2011
31 posts
Paddy Johnson: Occupy Museums! Speaking out in... →
This is so fucking retarded. Like complaining about gravity and occupying NASA.
paddyjohnson:
The game is up: we see through the pyramid schemes of the temples of cultural elitism controlled by the 1%. No longer will we, the artists of the 99%, allow ourselves to be tricked into accepting a corrupt hierarchical system based on false scarcity and propaganda concerning absurd elevation…
FOLLOW STREET CARNAGE ON TWITTER.
September 2011
1 post
I HAD THE CRAZIEST DAY AT WORK ON TUESDAY
I was at the office by 8:15 and at my desk reading Slashdot by 8:30. At that point, it was pretty much like any other day — except that I had to take a colossal dump.
That never happens; I usually drink my coffee at home and take care ‘a bidness before leaving the house just so that I don’t have to deal with the commoners and their toilets.
Thankfully, it was still fairly early so I was...
August 2011
43 posts
SUNDAY FUNNIES: DINNER WITH MONTE
Click to enlarge
-PHIL MATARESE @PhilOrPhilip PhilMatarese.com
PRESENTING: THE NERDIEST PARTY EVER [FREE VODKA/NO COVER] — http://t.co/cZMbsxa RSVP & INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
INTERVIEW WITH JUST A NORMAL GUY
Last week I finally managed to get hold of Just A Normal Guy (JANG), one of Street Carnage’s most enigmatic and unique voices. Is he for real?
Here are a few gems from our conversation about DSK, Libya, environmentalism and more.
STREET CARNAGE: When were talking earlier you made an interesting proposal about Dominique Strauss-Kahn, something about him working for his alleged victim or...
MODEL MAYHEM & THE PARADE OF DELUSION
I love the audition episodes of American Idol. I’ve watched those with my friends, stoned, laughing, saying over and over, “HOW could that guy seriously think he’s a gonna be a famous pop star? Can he not hear himself? Can he not see people’s reactions? WHAT is he thinking?”
When I laugh, though, I’m not laughing at the auditioner’s lack of vocal talent and apparent brain injury. I’m...
ASK BARF: MY DAD IS CHEATING ON MY MOM — WHAT...
(Photograph snatched from 27spells)
I’m an 18-year-old student at a completely stereotypical overpriced private art school in the city, and I’m home for the summer before me and one of my best friends from school move into our first apartment later this month. The past week or two, my mom has been crying and getting really emotional over small things, and no matter how much I’d asked her...
OPEN MIC: I WAS A “FOOT FETISH MODEL”
Don’t lie to me, I know how it goes. Late nights when you finally get bored of looking at loose wet pussy for hours, you make sure you’re on private browsing before delving into the smuttiest Fetish sites you can find. You don’t fap to it (or maybe you do, you dirty bitches), but you do look at it and indulge in a horrified laugh, perhaps forwarding it on to gross-out your friends.
...
TRYING TO NOT PAY A HOOKER IN THAILAND
This sordid tale is a continuation of Patrick K’s adventures in Thailand, which were first chronicled in his post “How to Fail at Buying Drugs in Thailand”
… So, the next night we decided to lay low.
Mum told us the golden rule: stick together. Under no circumstances should my brother Danny and I leave each other.
We had a few warm-up drinks in a non-descript sports bar. Phuket was ...
STOP WISHING PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK
This Slate article by David Plotz is causing a pretty big uproar. In it, he describes how he changed his birthday on Facebook to three different days in the same month just to see who was paying attention and who would wish him a happy birthday every time. Not surprisingly, more than a few people fell for it.
It reminded me of what I said about birthdays around the time of my own last...
RIOT PORN
What rubbernecking is to car crashes, obsessive Internet searching is to chaotic current events. After being stuck on a half-mile stretch of highway for an hour, you NEED to know what the fucking hold up is all about. Similarly, you might follow all of the recent foreign shitstorms — Arab Spring, the Vancouver Stanley Cup Fail and now the riots across England — through live blogs, online...
TVC T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST
Won’t you help put a T-shirt on this poor girl?
Like roughly 67% percent of people living within a six block radius of the Bedford stop, I’m willing to bet a pretty pile of shekels that a fair portion of this site’s readership went to art school. Obviously from the construction of that last sentence, so did I.
My point is, a lot of us have an impulse to express ourselves: some through...
